There were a good amount of people who were interested in being able to access my presentation after the lightning talks, so I figured I'd post it up to share. I apologize in advance for any errors in there, I completed this in between other major tasks at my day job and then had to go back to being a super hero afterwards.
Also, I had a few people tell me they wanted to submit but had concerns over harsh judgement or criticism and all that. I just thought I'd let you all know that it isn't as bad as you might think! Most of the reviewers in the queue are there because they as well are trying to get their first module/theme/whatever through, and so the general atmosphere isn't as harsh as you might think. There aren't Drupal Godzillas in there stomping around on cars making people run in fear!
(Is it me... or is Godzilla dancing with the giant ape and not fighting?)